Reich could have achieved the same thing in a much pithier letter:
Dear Caker,Some people watch too many Jim Carrey movies (you can click the link above if the embedded video does not work).
If you want to keep all the stuff you stole from the little people, you need to give 'em some of it back. They're naive enough to thank you for it and dumb enough to think that having impossible odds of winning your rigged game means they actually have a chance. If you don't do something to appease the little people, they might kill you (and me, yikes!).