On
October 6, 2018, just a week after his “family and name” were “totally and
permanently destroyed” by “a calculated and political hit” undertaken as
“revenge on behalf of the Clintons,” the man formerly known as Judge Brett
Kavanaugh was sworn in as the 114th justice of the Supreme Court of
the United States. Chief Justice John
Roberts administered the oath of office while Judge Kavanaugh’s miraculously
resurrected wife, Ashley, held the bible upon which her now nameless husband swore
his oath, their risen daughters, Liza and Margaret, looking on with pride as
their father ascended to his seat on the most powerful institution in American
politics. Justice X had lost his name
and family, but he had achieved his dream.
His accomplishment was deemed so momentous that all involved in the
original ceremony, save Chief Justice Roberts, who was replaced by his
understudy retired Justice Kennedy, reprised their roles only two days later, reenacting the event at
the White House before a partisan audience who the Unknown Justice thanked
profusely for elevating him to the pantheon of American jurisprudence.
The
Clintons’ revenge was complete. The
Party of Personal Responsibility was no more.
